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Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 05-12-2012, 04:32 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,280
Posted By Leni
Humm

From Grandma Gigi....

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a
little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

It means you are in the wrong house,...
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 04-15-2012, 08:16 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,258
Posted By Leni
Does Anyone Know How To Cancel a Bid on EBay?

Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay?
I put in a $7 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit", and now it seems
I'm only nineteen minutes away from owning Obama's entire Cabinet.
Forum: Go Wild, Unmoderated Forum 04-11-2012, 02:43 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,156
Posted By Leni
Re: Toilet Seat

That hard drive is supposed to be able to take it. If it can't then I'll have to go find myself another one.
Forum: Go Wild, Unmoderated Forum 04-11-2012, 02:39 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,306
Posted By Leni
Re: spring took a dump !

Same thing happened here. Yesterday it was beautiful. Clear blue skies with a slight breeze. Last night it rained. IT RAINED HERE IN APRIL! THAT'S UNHEARD OF.
Forum: Go Wild, Unmoderated Forum 04-10-2012, 06:43 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,156
Posted By Leni
Re: Toilet Seat

Just don't any of you dare to fertilize my gardens. :angry: :flowers:

I've been having a Hell of a time the last couple of days. My desktop decided not to work and it wasn't until a short time...
Forum: Go Wild, Unmoderated Forum 04-08-2012, 01:14 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,156
Posted By Leni
Toilet Seat

WHY IS IT THAT GUYS CAN NEVER PUT THE SEAT DOWN, NEVER MIND THE LID? THAT WOULD BE A MIRICLE!
Forum: Go Wild, Unmoderated Forum 04-08-2012, 01:09 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 5,366
Posted By Leni
Re: What does unmoderated mean to you?

Why is it that guys can NEVER put the toilet seat down, never mind the lid?
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 04-02-2012, 07:13 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,199
Posted By Leni
Re: Trooper Wisecracks

I think that it is the best one. Really put her in her place.
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 04-01-2012, 08:25 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,199
Posted By Leni
Trooper Wisecracks

Comments made by state troopers taken from car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're...
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 04-01-2012, 08:19 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,113
Posted By Leni
Marine Joke of the Year

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but...
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 03-30-2012, 07:15 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,171
Posted By Leni
Two Trees and a Woodpecker

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch...
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 03-22-2012, 07:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,100
Posted By Leni
More Child Rearing FAQ

More Child rearing FAQ
Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is...
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 03-22-2012, 05:20 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,118
Posted By Leni
Child Rearing FAQ

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I...
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 03-19-2012, 03:00 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,117
Posted By Leni
Old Blue

A young cowboy from Texas goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.

“Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is...
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 03-18-2012, 09:13 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,130
Posted By Leni
Laws of Life

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.



2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut,...
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 03-18-2012, 09:06 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,111
Posted By Leni
Drinking and Driving

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.



As you well know, some of us have been known to have had some brushes with the authorities on our way home from...
Forum: Los Angeles California Forum 03-17-2012, 07:40 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,903
Posted By Leni
Re: Weather

Just hope you don't have a freeze. That will do in those buds.
Forum: Los Angeles California Forum 03-17-2012, 07:00 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,903
Posted By Leni
Re: Weather

We got through the fire season with hardly any fires. No monsters either.

Today it is raining and very windy. Our rainy season usually ends in February so it's unusual to have rin this late in...
Forum: Rusty's Pleasure Palace Bar and Grill Forum 03-08-2012, 03:18 PM
Replies: 840
Views: 42,190
Posted By Leni
Re: Pleasure Palace Bar & Grill

As long as he doesn't drink everything leaving nothing for the rest of us. That includes the snacks.
Forum: Rusty's Pleasure Palace Bar and Grill Forum 03-06-2012, 09:17 PM
Replies: 840
Views: 42,190
Posted By Leni
Forum: Rusty's Pleasure Palace Bar and Grill Forum 03-06-2012, 06:09 PM
Replies: 840
Views: 42,190
Posted By Leni
Re: Pleasure Palace Bar & Grill

You all could just go to my facebook page. My son has happily posted some pictures of me there including one of my dance pictures.
Forum: Open Forum 03-01-2012, 02:01 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,267
Posted By Leni
Re: Garden Fees

That's for sure Doc. But I'm having to put a fence around my plots because we're close to a wildlife reserve in the Sepuveda Dam Basin and bunnies have discovered our gardens. Across the street is...
Forum: Open Forum 02-29-2012, 07:56 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,267
Posted By Leni
Re: Garden Fees

Yes. A lot of the funding for Parks and Rec came from the general fund. Last year that was stopped so the powers that be decided to increase all of their fees to make up the loss. The problem at...
Forum: Open Forum 02-29-2012, 05:14 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,267
Posted By Leni
Garden Fees

I'm really pissed. They jumped the yearly fee for my community garden plot from $25 to $120. That's a huge increase and a lot of my fellow gardeners cannot afford that.
Forum: Videos, Jokes & Photos Forum 02-28-2012, 05:06 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,118
Posted By Leni
Sleeping With Bob

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he
snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him
the whole time, so they voted to...
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