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Old 04-15-2011, 11:14 AM
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Whats the matter Bucky ? Life got you down. Heres where to come for funny or serious advice . We have a lots of opinions on matters that may help you decide not to take our advice !!!

The Dr. is in the HOUSE !!!!
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:17 AM
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Dear Dr. Poopiehead. Can I complain about Galvi's choice of attire at morning coffee? Or is this just serious topics here?
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:23 AM
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Dear Dr. Poopiehead. Can I complain about Galvi's choice of attire at morning coffee? Or is this just serious topics here?
Yes you can ! Now go away

What does serious mean ???

If you are unsure then log off and go directly to the nearest emergency room . Farts can turn into dizzles and that can become the shits !
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:24 AM
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Hey, Al?
Do you know the difference between diarhea and the shits?
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Old 04-15-2011, 08:09 PM
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Hey, Al?
Do you know the difference between diarhea and the shits?
Yes I do !

"Diarhea" is what spews from your mouth And "The Shits" is me having to listen to you
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Ummmm, nooooooooooooooooooooo, oh Great Stinky One!

If you make it to the bathroom in time, it's diarhea. If you don't, it's the shits!
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Old 04-15-2011, 08:38 PM
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Dear Dr. Poopiehead...

Why are men so enthralled with pooping and farting?
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Old 04-15-2011, 08:39 PM
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Dear Dr. Poopiehead...

Why are men so enthralled with pooping and farting?

This one oughta be good!
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Old 04-15-2011, 08:48 PM
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Dear Dr. Poopiehead...

Why are men so enthralled with pooping and farting?
AHHHHHH... One of the great mysterys of life .

Sitting on our throne is one of the great pleasures in life for a man . If we had a stove , tv, internet and beer keg many men would never leave it . It is where men can sit and comtemplate life for a few minutes without the wife constantly asking us questions .

As far as farting , men do this to keep from blowing up . Women do not fart . They fluff !!! It smells the same but that should never be discussed with them . A Burp is nothing more than a fart that took the wrong path in life .
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Dear Dr. Knowall,


Whats the differance between Men and Women ?
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AHHHHHH... One of the great mysterys of life .

Sitting on our throne is one of the great pleasures in life for a man . If we had a stove , tv, internet and beer keg many men would never leave it . It is where men can sit and comtemplate life for a few minutes without the wife constantly asking us questions .

As far as farting , men do this to keep from blowing up . Women do not fart . They fluff !!! It smells the same but that should never be discussed with them . A Burp is nothing more than a fart that took the wrong path in life .
Women don't fart, Al. They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure!

I heard that somewhere. It's not my fault!

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Whats the differance between Men and Women ?
About $200 at Christmas time.
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AHHHHHH... One of the great mysterys of life .

Sitting on our throne is one of the great pleasures in life for a man . If we had a stove , tv, internet and beer keg many men would never leave it . It is where men can sit and comtemplate life for a few minutes without the wife constantly asking us questions .

As far as farting , men do this to keep from blowing up . Women do not fart . They fluff !!! It smells the same but that should never be discussed with them . A Burp is nothing more than a fart that took the wrong path in life .
So true! LOL

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Women don't fart, Al. They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure!

I heard that somewhere. It's not my fault!



About $200 at Christmas time.
You're on a roll there Monte!
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what happened to the DR. went for a Rum
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Old 04-15-2011, 09:03 PM
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what happened to the DR. went for a Rum
Union break . check my contract !
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So true! LOL



You're on a roll there Monte!
I figured you'd me.
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what happened to the DR. went for a Rum
I could go for a Mai Tai.
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Union break . check my contract !


code 100
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Most likely! He's pretty full of it, so I'm sure he had to unload the excess!
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Dear Dr Pepi.....


Life has come to a stand still....i am 39 and have a great family....nice home that i own 100% and no debts......self employed so my own boss.....live within my means and all is cozy...yet something seems missing???

Could i be just greedy or am i missing something???
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Dear Dr Pepi.....


Life has come to a stand still....i am 39 and have a great family....nice home that i own 100% and no debts......self employed so my own boss.....live within my means and all is cozy...yet something seems missing???

Could i be just greedy or am i missing something???
Yes.
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Dear Dr Pepi.....


Life has come to a stand still....i am 39 and have a great family....nice home that i own 100% and no debts......self employed so my own boss.....live within my means and all is cozy...yet something seems missing???

Could i be just greedy or am i missing something???

NO free advice, deposit $$$$ in NTT account, then you'll get an answer
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Old 04-17-2011, 09:26 PM
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NO free advice, deposit $$$$ in NTT account, then you'll get an answer
Feck me your a pro shrink
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Feck me your a pro shrink
the more i drink..... the better the advice
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Old 04-17-2011, 09:54 PM
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Dear Dr Pepi.....


Life has come to a stand still....i am 39 and have a great family....nice home that i own 100% and no debts......self employed so my own boss.....live within my means and all is cozy...yet something seems missing???

Could i be just greedy or am i missing something???

Your doin fine . In ten years you can rename the street out front "Easy Street"
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Your doin fine . In ten years you can rename the street out front "Easy Street"
Easy street could be my problem....i am getting laid back and i do not think it is healthy....i once had serious drive and ambition...i need a ass kick and some focus.
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